- parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
- family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
- friends: omg you are soooo pretty
- boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
normal school day
- me: omfg who does this bitch think she is
- me: why can't I be goodlooking
- me: im burning down this school
- me: i hate everyone
- me: when can i leave this shitbox
- me: omg can i kill myself now
- me: im hungry
- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
